Ho Ho Ho

Everyone's favorite holiday is here! That's right, it's Christmas time again.

This year the lovely Mrs. Claus is once again feeling lonely and abandoned. There's only one thing on her Christmas list this time. She knows her husband loves her, but he's always working. Between keeping the elves in line, supervising the toy production, checking lists and delivering gifts- there's just no time for romance. She just wants her husband to find time for her.

When Santa learns of the pain and heartbreak that Mrs. Claus is feeling he comes up with the perfect gift! He's going to give her what she's always wanted; himself with a brand new, glorious 'hard-body' and a three month vacation in Bermuda. But will it be enough to save their marriage?

Unwrap this present slowly Mrs. Claus. This is one gift that wants you to shake it, not break it.