Lovebud Stories

Covers from the LOVEBUD's new line of ghetto-romance novels.


The following book covers were edited by: Woman of Scorn & Loki's Concubine, also known as: Lovebuds Anonymous.
If you are interested in seeing more of our work, please email us with your interest and eventually we'll post more 'covers' as time permits. Thank you for viewing the covers found here and we do hope you enjoy our new brand of ghetto-romance novels!

Friday, December 24, 2004

Ho Ho Ho

Everyone's favorite holiday is here! That's right, it's Christmas time again.

This year the lovely Mrs. Claus is once again feeling lonely and abandoned. There's only one thing on her Christmas list this time. She knows her husband loves her, but he's always working. Between keeping the elves in line, supervising the toy production, checking lists and delivering gifts- there's just no time for romance. She just wants her husband to find time for her.

When Santa learns of the pain and heartbreak that Mrs. Claus is feeling he comes up with the perfect gift! He's going to give her what she's always wanted; himself with a brand new, glorious 'hard-body' and a three month vacation in Bermuda. But will it be enough to save their marriage?

Unwrap this present slowly Mrs. Claus. This is one gift that wants you to shake it, not break it.
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Kiss The Girls

Morgana Freedman has aspirations to be the top porno leading lady. She has been through a lot to get where she is now. She's put herself in more positions than you'd find in a Kama Sutra book.

There's just one thing she's never had to do before. Hot lesbian action! Ash Judd is the porno world's best producer. He's come to offer Morgana the leading role in his new movie, "Kiss The Girls" but will Morgana be willing to have relations with other women?

Or will she stay true to her values and give up the chance to be a header?

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Shanghai Nights

Millions of men find Asian women exotic and beautiful. For Jacquelyn Chan, known by her professional name "Jackie", her body has been her greatest asset. Men adore her tight tummy and sleek, sexy legs. Working in one of the Chinatown peepshows has been the best paying job she's ever had.

The "Shanghai Tigress" peepshow has just come under new management and they're about to change all the rules. There will be no more anonymous dancing. Men are paying top-dollar for these shows and Tommy Wu, the new manager, feels that they should see the entire package.

Jackie has a hard decision to make. Should she quit this job now that they are being forced to show their faces? Her body is exquisite but her facial features usually send men running in the opposite direction. Should she continue to work and take the risk that some men may still find her attractive? Will she be walking into a public humiliation from which she'll never recover?

Tommy Wu knows that Jackie is his best dancer and is unsure of how the regular customers will react when they see her 'complete' for the first time. He knows that she is beautiful inside and out and only hopes that the men are appreciative and don't send her running. This is the one and only lady that he's ever fallen for.

Together they'll face challenges, secrets, lies, love and ridicule.

Together, they'll never forget........... the hot, steamy, Shanghai nights.

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Happy Gilmore Girl

The city of Podunk, Alabama is growing in leaps and bounds. The local golf course is sponsoring it's first professional golf tournament and they've brought in a top-notched advertiser to get the ball rolling.

"Shooter" McGoward has been at the top of the advertising game for the past five years. When he takes the job of coming up with an ad campaign for a new golf course he knows it won't take much effort. The hard part is traveling to the small town and being away from the conveniences of the big city.

There's no dry cleaning services! No five-star hotels! The only 'up-scale' restaurant in town is a fast food joint with car-hops!

Shooter soon finds out that the food isn't the only thing that's different here. These southern women are a whole new ball game... and when the "Happy Gilmore Girl" delivers his dinner one night he discovers that he's not the player he thought he was. His repeated attempts to win her affections have gotten him nowhere.

Will he finally figure a way to win this beauty? Or will he strike out in this 'game of the heart'?

This time he's praying for a hole in one.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

A League of Her Own

Joanna Lovitz has always been called Butterface.

You know as the saying goes, "she has a nice body, but her face..."

And yes, it is true; she does have an amazing body. Unfortunately her face leaves something to be desired. Does that stop Joanna? No!

She has formed a small support group of other Butterfaces to teach people that life is not just about looks. Besides, once you see her body you are instantly hooked!

As founder of Butterfaces, she needs help in promoting her group to make others aware of the problem. She pounds the pavement every day looking for a sponsor, but it always ends in the same thing, a big fat no.

Eventually she comes across Gene Davison. Word on the street is that he has real talent. He can talk anyone out of money and that's just the ally she needs. She convinces him to take her plight and maybe, even her pants!

Mixing business with pleasure is a sure way crush her group dreams, but how can she resist this dashing man?

Saturday, December 11, 2004

Magnum P.I.

Thomasina Selleck has always lived for mystery. Growing up she drove her friends and parents crazy wanting to play Clue and other mystery-solving games. As a grown woman she's studied all sorts of crime-scenes and unsolved crimes in an attempt to try out her sleuthing skills. She's now determined to write a national bestseller involving her passion.

To gain 'inside' experience she tracks down a well-known Private Investigator and talks him into letting her tag along. But this "Private Dick" may be more than she bargained for. With good looks in addition to a charming persona and his flirty ways, T.C. Higgins is a man who lives for danger.

T.C. soon finds out that Thomasina is hiding a big secret and is about to confront her when they suddenly find themselves involved in a murder mystery that is getting out of control.

And that's not the only thing running wild in this hot, sensuous flirtation with desire.

Sex! Murder! Lust! Booze! Secrets! Drugs! Steamy passion!

This time the only important investigating might be the kind going on between the sheets.

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Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Pretty Woman

No one ever understands the pretty girls. No one expects a brain behind the pretty face.

Rochelle Gear is not only pretty, but smart as well. When you can contemplate quantum physics with scholars but still fill out a tank top like nobody's business, you know that's a road to loneliness.

It seemed like any usual day. A day of solitude. A day that....

What's that?

Who is that man over there? The man with striking green eyes and sandy blonde hair! Why it's Julio Robertson, the local trash man! Coming to collect Rochelle's heart and body.

Will she resist his trashy advances? Or will love prove to be too strong to throw away?

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Jumpin' Jack Flash

Willy "The Whoop" Goldbird was a man down on his luck. Like thousands of others across this great land his job had been packed up and sent to China. He was a high-school dropout with no marketable skills. The one thing that he had was his body, which he was passionate about keeping in shape. When Ms. Teddie Danza gives him her business card on the street he was flattered that such an attractive woman would take an interest in him.

Teddie Danza has an eye for talent. When she sees the hunky young man outside of the local grocer she gives him a card without hesitation. In her line of work there is no time to second guess your gut instinct. She can only hope that he calls and is interested in a job.

Two weeks later........ On set of the first adult movie Willy has ever been on. He has no problem doing a picture with the kind of money that he'll be making. He quickly proves to be an asset to the adult film world and his 'special member' is fast becoming the talk of the town. The other actors have nicknamed him "Jumpin' Jack Flash" because he performs so well. That is, until the day comes when Lil' Jack Flash doesn't want to jump. There's nothing he can do; the excitement is simply gone. He's got to find a way to fix this problem..... or his new career and the luxuries it brings will be gone forever. There's only one thing that still puts the bounce in Lil' Jack's spring, and her name is Teddie Danza. Can Willy find love with the woman who brought him into his new life? What if she doesn't want to be with someone inside of the business? Can she really help him regain his composure and go back to being the big stallion on stage?

Only time, and perhaps a tight leather codpiece, will tell.

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