Pump'd

Ashlee Kutchen used to be the "weakling" growing up. At school she was picked at for being so little and often was beaten up by the bigger kids. After years of suffering with the heartbreak that comes from constant belittling, she had fallen in love and life was looking up.

Sean Spriggs was the All-American boy. He was popular, good looking and captain of the football team. When he showed an interest in Ashlee, she had no clue that he was merely using her to get close to her older sister. Once again, she found her heart broken and dropped out of school.

Ten years later she has finally decided to pull herself together and passed her GED. Now it's time to return to her home town for her ten year high school reunion. There's no way that they're going to laugh at her this time. It's time for payback, and Ashlee is ready to dish it out. Will her secret feelings for Sean return when she sees him after all this time? Or will she simply squash him like a bug...... now that she's Pump'd?

Speed: Race You to the Mattress

Tawny Reeves and her best friend Kara have always been competitive. In junior high it was popularity. In high school and college it was sports.

With both women grown and successful businesswomen, the stakes have continuously gotten higher and higher. This time there's more than just pride on the line. When the two women make a wager to see who can score with the most men during their summer vacation, the rules are out the window. In Cancun, the race is on!

Playgirl of the Caribbean

Hot, balmy nights. Cool, crystal blue ocean water. The smell of vanilla and coconut wafting on the gentle breezes.

Every girl's fantasy is to explore a tropical island and find the stud of her dreams in the surf. Naive and innocent, Mandy Schlovinka's dream is about to come true when she pulls the winning ticket for a tropical vacation. The city is soon forgotten as she learns of new pleasures and becomes.....

The Playgirl of the Caribbean.

"With a little candlelight, a nice bubbly bath, and some mood music, this book is almost as good as the real thing!" - Author Woman of Scorn

Tropical Dreams

Spring break. Sophomore year of college. Hawaii.

Bianca Sterling has always been the shy, quiet one. Always a straight-laced student and in the top of her class, she deserved a vacation.

Between the steamy, sun-filled beaches and the moonlit ocean swims she discovers just what she needs to make herself feel good. Men. And this time there's no holding back as she attempts to break all the rules and party all the time.

W is for WOMAN

Big-Bush National Park has been plagued by a mystery woman. For months, Park Ranger Vincent Musano has been attempting to catch a glimpse of the "nude lady" that has been shocking tourists and hikers.

Little does he realize that he's found his target when he meets 'sweet & innocent' Georgette W. Jenkins while rafting down the Slittahoochie River. Vincent soon falls helplessly in love and forgets about the flashings after weeks go by without incident.

But now they have started again. He's more determined than ever to stop the indecency.

Will he discover Georgette's hidden secret? If he does, will he be able to tame the beast hidden within her? Can their love conquer her uncontrollable streaking urges and keep them together?

Wicked Temptress

Crissy Riviera is a stockbroker by day and a private dancer by night. You WILL invest your time and money with one tantalizing lesson from this exotic bootyologist.

Author Woman of Scorn says, "Don't be fooled by her sweet-face; she could teach you a thing or two."

Jamaican Lovah Mon Box Set

Limited time ONLY! A-go and buy this special box set of "Jamaican Lovah Mon" Pt 1 & 2! Readers have fallen in love with these sexy island stories. So grab a set, kick back and light up some ganja mon, it's time to read.

Silicone Nightmares

Author Woman of Scorn exclaims, "The fact that he looks so disgustingly happy with his man boobs, it's just sickening!"

Seeking Gurlie Man

Author Loki's Concubine says, "This book is red hot! Twila Davingport, the main character, is determined to find a soft-spoken, sensitive man and nothing gets in her way!"

Time, It Is A Wasting

We here at Lovebuds Publishing House are sad to announce that we will be unable to submit chapter excerpts for every book displayed in the future. While we thoroughly enjoy sharing the stories with you all, it is just too time consuming. Hell, who are we kidding here.... once you've read a sex scene they're all alike. In any case, Woman of Scorn and I still giggle fiendishly over the idea of making covers for our 'ghetto-romance' novels, so we will continue to post them. We may occasionally still submit story parts or opinions on a particular cover if we are struck by the mood or are really bored and want to write about fist-f*cking beautimous love-making.

In other news, if you really suck at photoshop and would like to see your own face or someone else's on one of our covers, simply drop us a comment with your email and we'll get back to ya. We don't charge anything.... we are just sad little bored twits who enjoy farking with pics.

Enjoy!!!